50% off any service used in my writing portfolio! (and I write about almost everything)
Welcome to killianink.com – Your One-Stop Shop for Words, Wonders, and Wild Ideas!
Life is full of moments—some call for heartfelt words, others demand adventure, and occasionally, you just need someone to write a really good obituary (with a promise to keep it classy). At killianink.com, I do it all, with a touch of creativity, a sprinkle of humor, and just the right amount of brilliance.
🚀 Content Creation – Because Words Matter (Even When They’re Not on a Mug)
Need engaging blog posts, website copy, or social media content? I can craft words that sell, inform, or make people laugh until they snort coffee onto their keyboards.
💘 Romantic Poems – Make Your Partner Swoon (or at Least Smile)
Struggling to express your undying love? I’ll whip up a poem so romantic, Shakespeare himself would give a slow clap. Perfect for anniversaries, apologies, or just because you want extra brownie points.
🏕️ Adventure Planning – I Map It, You Survive It
Whether you’re looking for a soul-searching backpacking trip or just want to escape your coworkers for a weekend, I create custom adventure itineraries to fit your budget. (Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for bear encounters.)
🪦 Obituaries – A Farewell with Flair
Writing a final tribute is tough, but I'm here to make sure your loved one gets the send-off they deserve. Whether heartfelt, humorous, or legendary, we’ll craft an obituary that makes people say, “Wow, I wish I knew them.” This service is deeply discounted out of respect for the deceased.
✨ And More! (Because I Like to Keep You Guessing)
Need a speech? A roast? A ridiculously over-the-top wedding toast? A passive-aggressive letter to your HOA? Whatever it is, if it involves words, we’ll make it magical.
So, what are you waiting for? Let’s create something unforgettable. 🎉
"I'm not sure what I expected, but it certainly wasn't this. It was either a stroke of genius or a complete disaster, I still haven't made up my mind...but I keep coming back for more, so, uh, thanks?"
- A Very Confused (But Loyal?) Customer